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Staying hydrated while riding a bike is the dark elixir that fuels your soul on the treacherous path. ✨☠️As you conquer miles under the blazing sun, your body sheds vital fluids, leaving you vulnerable to the grim specters of muscle cramps, fatigue, and weakened endurance. Succumbing to dehydration is like falling to the Dark Forces—crippling and unforgiving.👻✨

Hydration is the arcane ritual that keeps your inner fire blazing. It regulates your body temperature, shielding you from the infernal heat. 🕸️🕸️It maintains the delicate balance of electrolytes, guarding against the vile cramps that can derail your quest.

But the mystic power of hydration doesn't stop there. It sharpens your mind and quickens your reflexes, essential for navigating the treacherous roads and sinister trails. ⚗️ Sip from your water vessel or an electrolyte potion regularly, for thirst is a Harbinger of Doom.💀💀

With the life-giving essence of hydration coursing through your veins, you will dominate your rides with relentless endurance and swift recovery. Embrace the dark ritual of hydration, and let it be your secret weapon in the battle for epic rides and supreme performance. Ride on, warrior, and let no force stand in your way! 🧙🔮
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Sold as a single bottle. Choose either smoke or clear.

$5 of every bottle sale will directly fund the Loose Nuts Cycles Race Team. A co-ed and gender expansive race team racing track, cyclocross, and more in Atlanta Ga.

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